I'm not sure
when it happened, but poker is everywhere. It is not
bluffing. The game is a hot, ubiquitous presence, beckoning
to us from TV sets, casinos, Web sites and bookstores. Why,
the other day, I bought a six-pack and there was an ad
saying I could win $100,000 at some Texas Holdem showdown in
Las Vegas.
Sports
Illustrated ran a lengthy piece about the online poker rage.
Last week, this newspaper advanced the annual World Series
of Poker on the front page of Sports. USA Today ran its
preview on the first page of the entire paper, giving it the
same weight as the G8 summit of nations and the search for a
new Supreme Court justice.
The
World Series of Poker, a 45-event bonanza, has been under
way since early June. That might explain why ESPN seems to
have poker on the air 24 hours a day. The No Limit Texas
Holdem, the main event in the Series, began Wednesday and is
played through next Saturday.
Does
this mean poker is a sport? Is chess? Will the poker Series
soon surpass the baseball World Series in popularity? Some
day, will we refer to it as the World Series of Baseball,
to distinguish it from its card-playing cousin?
The
lines are blurry these days on what is a sport and what
isn't. Poker is a mental struggle, at times even a physical
one. It's a war of nerves, waged in the place where luck,
skill and courage intersect. But I'm not sure that makes it
a sport.
The game
has its attraction. A good friend of mine is an online
player. I'll find myself looking over his shoulder, trying
to figure out the strength of his hand, waiting for the
common cards to fall on the screen. When I'm out at a
restaurant and see poker on TV at the bar, I stop to watch.
But I'm
also ambivalent about the poker boom. As a former problem
gambler, I understand the romance of betting, the love of
"action" - and the corresponding dark side. It can quickly
become like a drug habit. The pastime loses its romance when
your teenage son is thousands of dollars in debt from his
online poker fix.
I'm
troubled by the national explosion in gambling. Casinos,
slot machines, lotteries, online wagering - it seems
everyone is betting in some fashion. It suggests something
dark, desperate and lonely in our culture, what I call the
underside of the American dream.
But I do
love a game, anything that engages man's essentially
competitive nature. Why else would I have chosen to write
about sports for a living? Poker has been luring people in
for centuries. Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder called it America's
national game, which is difficult for us baseball lovers to
swallow.
Poker
has a basic democratic charm. People from all walks of life
play in the World Series. You'll never beat Tiger Woods over
18 holes, but on a given day, you could hold your own at the
poker table with a legend like Doyle Brunson or T.J.
Cloutier. Skill wins out over a lifetime, but an unknown can
catch fire and win the World Series of Poker.
An
author named Jim McManus went to Las Vegas in 2000 to write
about the World Series of Poker and a high-profile murder
trial held simultaneously in Sin City. McManus played his
way into the Texas Holdem event and won $247,000 by
finishing fifth. He wrote a fabulous book about the
experience - "Positively Fifth Street" - which is as much
about man's dark side as poker.
McManus
wrote that "money is the language of poker." He called poker
a metaphor for our free-market system, which is based to a
large extent on calculation and risk. The actor Walter
Matthau said poker "exemplifies the worst aspects of
capitalism that have made our country so great."
So it's
no surprise, in the midst of a gambling boom, that poker has
become the game of choice, the ultimate in reality TV. Money
is the common language, but it can't be all about the money.
In the end, it wasn't about the money with Michael Jordan.
It was about being in the moment, at the center of the
action, staring down an opponent.
Whatever
the darker motives, poker is expanding at a stunning rate.
In 1999, first prize at the No Limit Texas Holdem event in
the World Series of Poker was $1 million. A year later, when
McManus made it to the final table, there were 512 players
and a purse he characterized as "a staggering $5.12
million."
This
year, the field has increased a dozenfold to 6,000.
Multiplied by the $10,000 entry fee, that means a purse
around $60 million. The winner will cart away $7.5 million
and become an instant poker celebrity. Perhaps he (or she)
will add to the burgeoning library of poker books now
available to an addicted public.
Did I
say "addicted"? Well, if so many more people are playing for
money, that means more people are losing. More students are
getting in trouble. More husbands are playing with the rent
money. More women are getting involved.
How far
will it go? As more people take up poker, will the
traditional "sports" suffer? Will young poker players find
spectator sports such as baseball and hockey too boring, too
much of a secondhand rush? Will there come a time when
everyone on Earth is playing in the same online tournament,
like some bizarre Vonnegut story?
There's
no denying the temptation. I rarely play poker and only for
nickels and dimes. I limit my wagering to fantasy sports and
office pools. But watching poker on TV, I can feel the
attraction, the magnetism, the exhilaration of seeing the
flop cards revealed on the screen.
It would
be so easy to start. Find one of the countless online poker
sites. Give them a credit card number. Enter a tournament
with nine strangers. The thing is, I'm afraid that once I
buy in, I'll never come back out.
Maybe
I'll watch a baseball game instead.