LAS VEGAS
- Jesus broke me.
It
wasn't just him, of course. It was my cards. But it was
Jesus' bet that forced me to push my few remaining chips
into the pot.
Bad
move. Amateurs like me don't try to match skills with
Chris Ferguson, whose long dark hair and short beard
have earned him the nickname ``Jesus'' among fans and
his fellow pros.
But
I foolishly tried anyway. With one swift motion, I
shoved my small stack forward and called ``All in'' --
pokerspeak for ``Please let me win this hand and avoid
an embarrassing exit.''
Thankfully, we weren't playing for the kind of money you
see being won and lost on such TV shows as ESPN's
``World Series of Poker'' and the Travel Channel's
``World Poker Tour.'' But even at a fantasy camp for
Texas
holdem
poker
players, a loss can be humbling.
No
one knows better than I do.
Poker `reality' camp
Is
this how poker players spend their vacations -- playing
cards instead of sprawling on a lush Hawaiian beach?
Bluffing opponents inside a cramped Las Vegas casino
instead of ordering mai tais?
Apparently so. Almost 170 signed up for the first Howard
Lederer Poker Fantasy Camp -- the latest trendy vacation
choice that allows wannabes to mix with famous
professionals, pick up poker tips, ask questions and
match their skills against others in tournaments. A
second camp will be offered March 31 to April 3 at the
MGM Grand (www.allincamp.com).
Fantasy camps have been around for years -- hit
fastballs from a former big-league pitcher, catch passes
from an ex-NFL star. So, considering poker's explosion
from backrooms to living rooms, a four-day ``camp''
seemed like a natural step in its expanding popularity.
Lederer, a top professional known as ``the Professor''
for his intellectual and analytical approach to the
game, admittedly hesitated when the idea was proposed by
brothers Jon and Rick Bierman, who had produced
instructional DVDs with him earlier this year.
``There was a little fear and dread,'' Lederer recalled.
``I wondered, what happens when only six people sign
up?''
The
response surprised him. For $3,195, campers got three
nights' stay at the Palms Casino and Resort, entrance
into two no-limit Texas holdem tournaments (the
preferred game for most competitive poker players),
breakfast, two banquets and seminars with Lederer,
Ferguson and Phil Gordon, who has won two World Poker
Tour events and co-hosts Bravo's ``Celebrity Poker
Showdown.''
But
most campers just wanted to sit down at a table and see
how well they played against someone like Lederer or
Ferguson.
``They're getting access, and they're getting knowledge
they can use to become very good players in their own
right,'' Lederer said. ``That's something you don't get
at another camp. If you're tossing a football with Joe
Montana or trying to hit Nolan Ryan's curveball, it
really is a fantasy. This is more like a reality camp.''
On the ropes
As
soon as I turned over my cards, I could see I was an
underdog. My king and 10 of clubs didn't look
particularly good against Jesus' ace and jack. But I
should have figured that out earlier.
Ferguson had bet into me before the flop (the three
community cards that are dealt face up and which players
can combine with their own) and I had called his bet.
When he bet again after the flop, I had little choice
but to risk my dwindling stack.
The
flop didn't help either of us. Nor did the turn (the
fourth community card) or the river (the fifth and last
card). A king or 10 would have won the hand for me, but
nothing came. Ferguson smiled and shook my hand.
I
shrugged. ``At least I can tell my friends that Jesus
knocked me out,'' I told him.
Two South Bay campers
Teri
Schwimmer, a business operations manager at Cisco
Systems in San Jose, came to see if she could elevate
her game -- that and the hope she might get to play
against actor Ben Affleck, who was scheduled to compete
in a final-day celebrity tournament with several campers
and professionals. Affleck was a no-show, but he would
have been a minor star among the poker hierarchy anyway.
Schwimmer got knocked out in a qualifying event,
although she didn't seem to mind afterward.
``I
love to play poker,'' she said, ``so it's a fantasy to
come here and see if I can improve in a short amount of
time. But it would've been more of a fantasy if I'd
gotten to play with Ben Affleck.''
David Glen of San Jose, a software quality engineer,
said he wanted to improve his game and perhaps sit down
at a table with someone like Lederer or Gordon. He had
no fear of either of them.
``I
wanted to meet Howard and Phil, and I thought that
making it to the celebrity tournament would be cool,
too,'' he said. ``But getting to talk to the pros about
strategy and hearing their stories was great.''
Schwimmer said she plays regularly at a cardroom in
Hayward. Glen spends about 25 hours a week in online
poker rooms, which have grown in popularity the past few
years. Attending the camp was a vacation, they said,
although Schwimmer left her husband home in Los Gatos.
``It's a vacation in terms of getting away from the
office,'' she said, ``but definitely not like a vacation
to Hawaii. I think I'd rather go someplace like that
with my husband.''
What would Jesus do?
``When you play, play aggressively,'' Gordon told us on
the first day. He was imparting knowledge about playing
hole cards before the flop, when players sometimes
choose to ``limp in'' by calling a bet rather than
taking control by raising.
``If
you're the first in the pot in no-limit, raise,'' he
said. ``Always.''
I
remembered that later at a $100 single-table tournament
with nine fellow campers. When several players folded in
front of me, I made a sizable bet -- and got everyone
else to fold. Inside, I was leaping happily. Outside, I
looked impassive -- a perfect poker face I had learned
from watching TV.
I
stayed aggressive later, when the dealer turned over
three clubs on the flop and two players checked to me --
poker terminology for not making a bet. Despite holding
no clubs, I threw in $300 hoping I could bluff the table
and convince everyone that I had a flush. It worked.
Everyone else folded.
They
were brief moments of triumph, but I still couldn't
forget how I'd lost to Ferguson. I was still salving my
wounds later when Ferguson's table broke up and I
pounced on the chance to ask what I had done wrong.
Jesus gently confirmed that I had misplayed my hand.
``You should have folded,'' he told me. ``When I raised
from early position, I'm saying that I think I can beat
the other nine people at the table. That should have
told you that I had a good hand. And unless you have a
hand that you know can beat me, you should fold.''
What
I had forgotten during our hand was that I was in early
position -- meaning I had to bet before the other
players at the table. Because of that, they had the
luxury of seeing what I did before they decided whether
to call my bet, raise or fold.
One
reason I had stayed in was because I didn't want to
appear intimidated by a pro of Ferguson's caliber. But
when he beat me, it was the poker equivalent of being
dunked on by Shaquille O'Neal, or swinging wildly at a
Randy Johnson fastball.
It
was an honor, but it still stung.
The thrill of victory
Schwimmer and Glen fared better. Schwimmer finished 16th
in a tournament that earned the winner a seat at the
World Series of Poker next year. Glen played in a $25
one-table tournament (called a sit-and-go) and knocked
out Lederer and Erik Seidel, a respected pro whose
final-table loss to Johnny Chan at the 1988 World Series
of Poker is immortalized in the movie ``Rounders.''
When
I saw him later, Glen was beaming.
He
recalled each victory in detail, explaining how he had
re-raised Lederer on the turn, then picked up a straight
on the river. A few hands later, with Seidel on a short
stack, Glen went all in and caught a flush to win again.
``It
was awesome,'' he said. ``Freakin' awesome.''
And
they continued playing. Glen stayed up all night and won
$1,600 playing in the Palms' high-limit
Texas
holdem
poker
room. Schwimmer awoke at 5:45 a.m., hit the same room
and won $2,100.
She's still putting her lessons to good use. In an
e-mail a couple of weeks after returning home, she said,
``I definitely learned a lot from attending the camp.
What I liked most was the ability to learn so much in
just a few days, and I came away totally passionate
about becoming a more serious player.''
Me?
I lost $225 playing in fantasy camp buy-in tournaments
-- and although my passion is strong, my results proved
that my game needs work.
But
the camp stoked my interest. I was immersed in the game
every day, playing and watching and listening when
someone like Lederer or Gordon would pause during a hand
to impart some sage poker knowledge.
If I
can remember most of what they taught, I'll become a
better
Texas
holdem
player.
And maybe, if I get good enough, I'll get another crack
at Jesus.