My girlfriend works for a tax firm so a bunch of us get to go on a short get away w/ the boss for the weekend at the end of tax season.The first night there everybody is pretty much drunk and a poker game breaks out. I'm probably the least drunk(isn't saying much) and probably the best player (again, not saying much) so I figure I'll get some easy cash. My girlfriend wants to play too so I give her $50 (that was the buy-in, and we are playing a cash game). The first hand she plays is when she checks in the BB. She flops top two pair and starts betting aggressively (which oddly turns me on) and it's down to her and a calling station that limped in on the button. My girlfriend goes all-in on the river with a raggedy looking board. She shows her top two (her cards perverts)and the calling station looks at her cards and then realizes what she has. "Full house fuckers!" she yells and takes my $50. I think she played T4 or something and hit runner runner.Anyway it takes me about 90 minutes to get back that 50 from that girl and then I about triple my other 50 I had on the table so it was a decent night for a short session.The next night I tried to steal a pot after I missed my draw and my girlfriend comes over the top of me and moves all-in. There's no way I could call so I fold and she turns over absolutely nothing. Again, oddly I was more turned on that upset that she took my money. I eventually came out ahead again because there was a couple of drunks playing any two $ooooooted cards.All in all a good weekend. I basically got drunk all weekend on other people's money because of the poker games.
